Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Energy Drinks Pt. 1

I'll start with Wild Buzz Energy. When I tried this several years ago, it tasted like the smell of gasoline. That was the weirdest tasting energy drink I've ever tried in my life. It gave me no energy.

Then there's Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy. I flavors of this stuff: Asian Experience & Cherry Charge. The Asian Experience flavor tasted like carbonated beans. I couldn't finish it. Cherry Charge also tasted like carbonated beans, but it was a little bit more tolerable. It gave me no energy. I found it at Wal-Mart a few years ago.

A few years ago, I bought energy shot at Dollar Tree called Xtra & tasted like nasty cough syrup. It gave me no energy.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Man kills girlfriend for revealing she was HIV positive

Man kills girlfriend for revealing she was HIV positive

Why the First Laptop Had Such a Hard Time Catching On (Hint: Sexism) - The Atlantic

Why the First Laptop Had Such a Hard Time Catching On (Hint: Sexism) - The Atlantic

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Humping My Wet Dream

It all started at a church and we were running around chasing each other, most of them were women ( one of them was a celebrity). Afterwards, I went to inspect the washer and dryer in the bathroom. In comes the hot and gorgeous female celebrity. While she talking to me, I was humping her with my boner. She still had clothes on and I was naked by the time she showed up. She had on jeans and a sweater. Guess what? She was still talking while I was humping her.

Friday, September 7, 2012

I had this weird dream

Last night, I dreamt that I was doing a Google image search. The image that I looked at had two toys on it & they were female. I think they had swimsuits on. The one on the bottom of the image was spinning & the other one was talking to me. That one asked what the other was doing. I told her she was spinning. We kept talking & talking while the other is spinning herself tired. The I woke up.

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